jizzdonkey

When a girl is cummed on in the face by a large number of men, 7 or more.

Our football team made this one girl our jizzdonkey after the championship win, she couldn't breathe and had to wear eye patches for weeks after that night.

by Saint712 June 26, 2007

jizzout

as in whiteout, when your jizz completely covers her tatoo

Man I dumped a load so big I did a jizzout of Sarah's ass tatoo.

by Bald n' Long October 17, 2008

Jizzed

When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.

Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!

by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

Jizzed in my pants

To screw up something that was a sure thing.

Hey how'd your calc test go?

Not good. I knew the stuff, I just jizzed in my pants.

by Spocker December 2, 2010

Jizzed In My Pants

Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.

"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."

"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

jizzoptysis

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

by Sherby November 21, 2006

skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023