Jizzum Sandwich

a sandwich with a minimum of two oz. of jizz. preferably on a ticket received from the fuzz.

Mr. Chi City, in advance i would like to say no homo. first you should put two oz. of your own jizzum in the ticket, then let four of your freinds also put their jizzum in the ticket. At this point you have a five person jizzum sandwich. then let someone eat the jizzum sandwich.

by talzaietycodythompson July 28, 2009

jizzumped

Jerking off on a guy after jumping him.

That dude is about to get jizzumped! Man, that just adds insult to injury. It's wiggity wack.

by stephorano April 23, 2011

Jizzcut

The cut you get on your penis from the dried jizz in your jizzrag

Hey man you do that girl last night?
Nah, I got a jizzcut didn’t wanna get aids

by Project_JDM March 17, 2019

Jizzcuzzi

When group of friends all nut in a jacuzzi at the same time while listening to Cheif Keef. Could possibly lead to impregnation of the next female to use the jizzcuzzi.

Hey are you and Tommy down to Jizzcuzzi later?

“I was a lab baby” “I was adopted” “I was a Jizzcuzzi baby…”

by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

Jizzums

Idioms that deals with jizzing. Preferably when not intended to do so... like in the pants, or while walking in the park. See example.

Hey Steve, your pants "came" out wet.. get it? Get it? Hardy har har and a big fat cigar?

Yeah Bob, I get it... nice jizzums... U turdburgler.

Ey yo dude! I just jizzumed all over your mom's fzzace!

Uh, I don't think you understand what a jizzum is bro.

by Chief Slapaho June 5, 2013

Jizzcuzzi

A jizzcuzzi is when a you are having intercourse and when pulling out, you blow your load and all the warm jizz fills up her bellybutton, creating a jacuzzi of jizz.

This Jizzcuzzi I made last night was overflowing with jizz.

by exohhh December 10, 2009

Jizzcuzi

A jacuzzi full of jizz

Hey Bro, I'm feeling bored tonight. Lets go hop in the Jizzcuzi.
Hell yeah!

by Dizzizzle September 3, 2013