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Jizzlenut Sweatsuit

A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions.
Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?

Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies!
by Creepy Corbin November 19, 2011
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jizzlam

A deragotory slang term for Islam.
I don't trust that new guy, he practices Jizzlam.
by knightly coriander October 16, 2007
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jizzling

Just like drizzle, but just with cum. Sprinkles of cum
"Dude this rain is jizzinling."

"Dude I was jizzling onto this girl."
by FapMonster October 6, 2011
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jizzlur

Someone soo straight that as soon as they see someone of the opposite sex they cum, or someone who cums before sex.
Matt is such a Jizzlur, right before i kissed him he jizzed!
by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018
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jizell

A thicc sweet charming lil thang with unique features and style
Jizell? Oh yeah shes thicc thicc
by Idontevenknowanympre November 14, 2019
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Jizelle

Jizelle is a nice, sweet, funny, THICK girl. She is very cool but she is often misjudged. She tends to have glasses but it doesn't matter if she is wearing them or if she is using contacts because she is gorgeous either way. She usually has dimples but for some reason that one certain dimple that pops up whenever she smiles or laughs just drives you crazy! She is very shy around others but she is one CHICA LOCA when she is with her best friends or people close to her. She is very shy at first, but once you share a laugh or memory you two will become inseparable best friends. Jizelle is a really loyal & will make you fall in love with her effortlessly. She's easy to love. She's the best girlfriend you can ever have. If you lose her you're actually stupid because you lost the best girl that will ever make you feel loved. She loves you for you & that's all. A plus to her having glasses is that it's like dating two girls! If you really like her, but she doesn't feel the same way, there is no other girl that will make you feel as privileged for having your heart broken as her. She tends to think little of herself, just like every girl. If you know a Jizelle, give her a complaint every time you see her help her feel a little better every day. If you have a Jizelle in your life treasure her forever because you will never find someone like her. She is very cool but she is often misjudged
Gavin: You see that girl Jizelle?

Matt: yeah... what about her?

Gavin: She's so shy and quiet!
Matt: Dude, no she's not. She's pretty crazy and down-to-earth... plus she has a hot body, like look at that ass! Dude, I want to cuff her!
Gavin: Bro you're so right! I call Dibs on cuffing her!
by queen_bee🐝 January 16, 2018
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Jizzleneck

Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.
Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"

Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"

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by Ty Does Moose Stuff June 5, 2016
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