jiff christ

an AI who plays minecraft and uses zenith while on a macbook

Jiff: I hate blacks
Isabella Sanders: Surely not all blacks Jiff Christ!

by Isabella Sanders September 20, 2021

jiff christ

an AI who plays minecraft and uses zenith while on a macbook

Jiff: I hate blacks
Isabella Sanders: Surely not all blacks Jiff Christ?

by Isabella Sanders September 20, 2021

Nutty Jiff

A poo with the consistancy of a type of peanut butter. A fairly rank bowel movement. Usually (but not always), follows a Jiff.

Man1: (fffrrrt)

Man2: "Dude! Did you Nutty Jiff yourself or what?!"

by MNateM January 29, 2008

big jiff

This is a big sweetie bunion on your toes

Paige walked to the hospital because her big jiff started to hurt

by Mattybooboochild January 24, 2014

hitting the jiff jar

When you engage in anal sex and when you're done you pull out and find fecal matter on your penis.(Jiff as in the peanut butter.)

"Last night I was hitting the jiff jar on my girl."

by Mophis March 13, 2008

griff jiff

A fast porn star

God Nick is such a griff jiff, he finished so quickly

by B1ttleb1tch November 6, 2016

Spread like Jiff

The act of a girl opening her legs to anything that moves.

Girl 1: That girl spreads her legs to anything.
Girl 2: yeah. She will spread like jiff.

by Nosluts0187 February 20, 2018