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Jordanny 

Name given to a typical Dominican boy. Swears he's Speedy Gonzalez, but knows damn well he can never beat Usain Bolt's son (Chevaughn Bolt) in a race. Is apparently dating Jenna, but doesn't know it. Swears he has hoes, but his "hoes" are unaware of the fact that they are his hoes. Looks like a rat.
Person: Jordanny is a fucking whore.

Jen: No he's not.
Jordanny by TJVan February 2, 2017
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A crazy, know it all who likes trying to be in control, but fails everytime.
“Did you hear how Jordanne was with her boyfriend at the mall?”
“Yea, she really bit the dust on that one..”
Jordanne by Thatguy1521 June 15, 2021
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Jordanna 

A girl who is smart, fun-loving, adaptable, creative, funny, sweet, and caring. Once you meet a Jordanna you dont want to let them go, they have such an impact on anyone they meet. She is beautiful inside and out. The eyes of these girls are so beautiful; you could get lost in them and stare in them all day. She is worth everything on this earth. She is a true goddess, inside and out. She's so much fun to be around. down to do anything. Jordanna are really good in bed, probably the best. A real Italian name as well. My girlfriend likes to be called Jordan or J instead of her actual name.
Dude #1: "bro, I want a strong, independent, beautiful women who is real in the heart."
Dude #2: "get yourself a Jordanna!"
Jordanna by Itsnotaphase_ September 24, 2020
A lumbering giant with sarcastic linguistical skills. He tends to be a jerk. Hes also extremely obsessed with overflexing his pewny arms.
Damn gurl! That was such a Jhordan thing to do.
Jhordan by no-ragrets January 24, 2014
A very epic gamer
Also gae
Jordany is kinky and spanked me with a taco shell
jordany by Thebig_gae October 24, 2020
Not a real name. Basically just Jordan that went on too long. They’d be as well dropping the extra ‘n’ and getting on with their life. Prob not a real person - maybe a spy.
Jordann? That’s not a fucking name!
Jordann by Ber132 November 23, 2021
Jhordan has a huge cock, and is a fucking god.
It's the legend Jhordan! OMGGGGGG
Jhordan by Mr. KINĞ November 23, 2021