JFC

john f cennedy

dude one:JFC dude president kennedy was just assasinated

JFC by crackhead5077 June 4, 2021

JFC

Jentucky Fried Chicken, aka denim chicken.

What's wrong babe? You haven't touched your JFC

JFC by Bored enby with a computer May 30, 2025

JFCMSB

An acronym for jet fuel can't melt steel beams. JFCMSB is a reference to the world trade center "attack" on the twin towers on 9/11/2001. Commonly thought to be actually plotted by Bush and blamed on terrorists so that America could get into the Middle East for control and oil.

"Man... today is the day that my mom died in 9/11, fucking terrorists killed her man!."
"Sorry bro but JFCMSB."
"What the fuck really?"
"Yeah, Bush did 9/11 man."
"Sorry I thought we all knew."
*friend joins ISIS*

JFCMSB by "scarface" April 7, 2015

JFCOM'd 

To be eliminated from a position of employment as part of a massive lay-off or budget cut. A reference to Secretary of Defense Gates disbanding the entire Joint Fores Command in 2010.

Oh man, they just outsourced the entire IT department at my company and I got JFCOM'd.

JFCOM'd by Washingtonian_DOD August 19, 2010

JFCICT 

Acronym: Jesus Fucking Christ, I Came Twice!
Generally used for expression of excitement; rarely referring to actual physical multiple ejaculations.

Dude 1: Check out the horses under that hood...
Dude 2: JFCICT!

JFCICT by walile May 19, 2010

jfcm 

An acronym used for phone texting which stands for "Just Fcuking Call Me". When one is sick of friends texting him/her and just wants them to call instead of texting.

* read on a phone text conversation:

Friend: Hey man, how you doing? What are your plans for today and tomorrow? Did you watch the movie yet? Isnt it cool?

You: jfcm

Friend: okay

jfcm by whippersnapp3r November 4, 2009

JFCOAPS 

Jesus Fucking Christ On A Pogo Stick

JFCOAPS! How fucking stupid are you?

JFCOAPS by ladygagaisahorse July 5, 2010