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jewington

1) A jewish person who oftentimes was born in jewrusalem and has practiced the jewish faith starting at a young age. This person often tries to turn the people near him jewish often unsuccesfully.
" Omg look over there its that queer jewington"
by : D ! September 20, 2007
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Jewling

Suspiciously devious little critter. Untrustworthy and covetous of other people's belongings. Usually seen scampering around dark corners.
"Connor you Jewling get off my wallet!"
by Roras February 13, 2012
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Jewing it up

The act of being jewish. Such as picking up pennies. You must know before it has been done though.
You could also before curling your hair.
Example 1:

Tommy Kiole: Hey im going to pay for gas. Did you bring money?

Johnathon Flotie: Na, ill probably look around on the ground and start "jewing it up"

Tommy Kiole: Alright.

Isahia Hebrewburg: I take offence to that!

Johnathon Flotie: We don't give a shit, Damn jew.

Isahia Hebrewburg: I'm gunna' kick your ass!

(50 cal. is shot from distance, peirceing the snorty jews brain, killing him)

Everyone there: hahaha, damn jews.

Example 2:

Brianne: Finally we are at the plastic surgen! What kind of nose should i get? Big, small, or medium?

Louise the Prejudice Lady: What the hell? Why don't you curl your damn hair, and pick up pennies, and start being good at math too, if you get a big ass nose?

Brianne: What are you talking about?

Louise the prejudice: Im just pretecting you, i don't want my best friend to start "Jewing it up"
by Jew Burner 666 May 9, 2013
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jewing around

When one of your friends(primarily a person that is jewish) is being a complete fagtot or messing around like a bitch
Danny Stop fucking jewing around you cunt
by That messedup April 23, 2018
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jecting

Shotgunning vape into someone’s butthole. Similar to a vape enema.
Last night at the party, Ross was jecting everyone!
by Atufts2018 October 9, 2018
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jewtang

a dirty stingy stinky jewish cunt
Steve is being a huge jewtang by not giving us money for weed
by Rabbi Stinge July 8, 2007
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Scram-Jetting

The act of using a cars boost in a way that you would use the "Scram-Jet's" boost.
I am (Scram-Jetting).
by LeanBongo June 9, 2021
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