jewsock

A sock you use to masterbate with

Yo I need to wash my jewsock, there is like 4 loads of my masterbatory cum in there.

by Kwhit10 October 9, 2005

Maddie Grace Jepson

Slay through the day slay slay slay, slay through the day and never give away the queen and the slay and the boots and the house down okay slay okay slay LGBTQ+ community slay slay slay queen slay the boots house down slay it slay it queen never get in the way be gay YAY

"Lateisha, you're looking very slay today, what happened?"
"Oh, Maddie Grace Jepson realised her debut poem. It goes like this: Slay through the day slay slay slay, slay through the day and never give away the queen and the slay and the boots and the house down okay slay okay slay LGBTQ+ community slay slay slay queen slay the boots house down slay it slay it queen never get in the way be gay YAY ".

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

Jewgon

The terrible offspring of the two most covetous and greedy creatures in the known universe, the money hungry Jew and the jewel hoarding Dragon.

I asked Jimmy the other day if I could borrow a couple bucks and he said no. He was being a total Jewgon.

by Joevan December 21, 2010

jewsofa

A rare breed of a beautiful man. Most commonly found with long curly hair. More often than not jewsofas have large genitalia.

That Jewsofa is so fine he was perfect for the reverse cowgirl position.

I wish my husband was a Jewsofa because his long curly hair shines in the moonlight.

by The Real Jewsofa December 23, 2013

Jenson

the protoypical being ( perfect ) . You cannot get better than a jenson.

Girl: was the guy you slept with a jenson ?
Girl 2: No one will ever be as good as he was.

by Raddai March 31, 2008

jenson Manoeuvre

This is an act, to perform it; is to have a reeffer/ joint. i.e the jenson manoeuvre!

When someone who has a joint is asked what they are doing, they reply "the jenson jenson Manoeuvre !" In a funny tone, enversise the word jenson Manoeuvre , it is all in presonal preference to make it your very own jenson Manoeuvre !

by Rafe & Beano November 8, 2003

Jenson

Jenson is a very nice boy who loves to chat with friends and he is very kind. Jenson helps you through everything and is alway there when you need him. Never hurt jenson because he can be sensitive sometimes. he is cute and good looking and catches all of the girls!

Jenson is very cute. dont you think?

by reanneeee February 1, 2021