Jewpinion

An unsolicited opinion by a Jew that no one takes seriously.

No one wants your Jewpinion

by B_diazz November 23, 2016

Jewpiter

The planet controlled by Jews because it is the larges t of the planets according to left wing blacks and neo-nazi groups

We get on Mars we can us Mars to attack Jewpiter and get rid of them there.

by Peter Taystor May 8, 2021

jewlidays

A contraction or abbreviation of "Jewish Holidays" like Hanukah or Yom Kippur or Rosh Hashanah, etc., etc., etc.

Boy, the office is really quiet today with so many people out for the jewlidays.

by Gordon Bennett October 10, 2005

jewpod

an ipod that does not always work correctly and loves to piss people off

man1: my ipod isnt working right!!

man2: wow what a jewpod

by darth revan945 July 13, 2010

jewpiter

A large unit or measurement of distance or girth when a person of the jewish faith is involved.

Wow, he must have beaten him by about a jewpiter in that race!

by BatjewK July 12, 2006

jewuido

A jewish person trying to act italian. Derived from a combo of Jew and Guido.

Josh wears gold chains, eats pizza, speaks booklyn slang, he's such a jewuido.

by Porno Man November 8, 2004

jewbid

On eBay, a jewbidder will wait until the last minute (or even last few seconds) on an auction before placing their bid. This means the other bidder(s) don't have enough time to complete their bids before the auction ends.

The intention is to avoid bidding early, so you don't drive the price up.

I was trying to outsmart the other bidders by bidding late. Damn jewbidders beat me to it.

by scruft March 7, 2010