jewdong

The abnormally large penis of a jewish person

"holy shit stienberg McGoldingstien! You have a huge jewdong"

by McBlusterson March 17, 2009

Jewdonk

A physical anomaly of a Jewish woman. An especially wonderful ass owned by a Jew.

Yo, did you see Julie at temple today? That girl got a Jewdonk!

by Carabug December 12, 2012

Jewmongous

Something that is humongous that pertains to a Jewish person.

A batmitzvah is a very Jewmongous time in a girl's life

by JuanAFanta May 5, 2009

Jewponing

Being an extreme couponer.

"Hey man, what are you doing?"
"Jewponing."

by CaseyTheNinja January 1, 2012

jewgo

a new Jew, aka Brian F

Someone that keeps tight track of their money and has never done that before

Someone who is new at being a Jew..

A nice guy who used to wipe his ass with his money and let others do the same but is tired of being used and abused

"hey, stop acting like a BRIAN/JewGO and buy it for me!"

"No i won't loan you any more money, I'm a JEWGO now"

"stop being such a jewgo, you remind me of brian"

"I have recently be reborn and now follow JewGoism"

by Braian Fart November 2, 2012

Jewgene

A Jewish guy who marries into an Italian family and then begins to mirror Italian mannerisms and accents. Also known as a deep threat that will talk about his knot, wine, the Jets, Italian soccer and taking over the family tradition of making tomato sauce. He does this all in an attempt that you will forget he's actually Jewish and this is a plot to get in good with his well-to-do in-laws.

Hey Jewgene (deep threat) is taking over the tomato sauce and hanging out with a couple of Brokah's in NYC to watch Roma play Inter Milan.

by Rocky Tumbolini February 16, 2022

Jewgotiating

The art of jewing people out when negotiating.

I jewgotiated the poor old man out of 1$ to pay the tip when I really had 200$ in my wallet.

I used my jewgotiating skills to save 50 cents at the supermarket.

by Ender Wiggens April 26, 2008