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Jewzenhawgen

1.(noun) - The unit rate for measurment of jewness
"Wow man that guy was like a 500 on the jewzenhawgen scale". "Na dude he was atleast a 600"
by Gregthejew July 23, 2006
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Jewentines Day

Jewentines Day is the Saturday before Valentines Day (The 14th Of February).

As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.
Husband: Happy Jewentines Day day baby!

Wife: Love you ya cheap bastard!
by SlyD0g February 9, 2019
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jewvenile

The right age for a jew: exactly 6 years; 6 months; and 6 days old.
shlomo loved talking about the 6 gorillion so much, we all figured he was talking about a jewvenile gorilla.
by New World Ebola May 2, 2021
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Jewgene

A Jewish guy who marries into an Italian family and then begins to mirror Italian mannerisms and accents. Also known as a deep threat that will talk about his knot, wine, the Jets, Italian soccer and taking over the family tradition of making tomato sauce. He does this all in an attempt that you will forget he's actually Jewish and this is a plot to get in good with his well-to-do in-laws.
Hey Jewgene (deep threat) is taking over the tomato sauce and hanging out with a couple of Brokah's in NYC to watch Roma play Inter Milan.
by Rocky Tumbolini February 16, 2022
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Jewmental

Jewmental is the act of being judgmental against the jewish religion.
Chris: Dude, look at your nose. You are such a cheap Jew.

Adam Shwartzenburger: Dude, stop being so jewmental.
by alex patti April 17, 2011
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jewvent

Used to describe any out of town weekend that is to be spent with other Jews while doing Jewish activities such as praying or discussing Israel.
Person 1: Where were you this weekend?
Person 2: I was in Toronto debating whether or not all Jews should keep kosher.
Person 1: You were at a Jewvent?
Person 2: Yah
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jeleen

jeleen is a person that's usually very kinky. if you get to know them they would usually have lots of kinks. these types of people could be very quiet sometimes and they are a huge simp. they are the biggest simp ever.
''damn jeleen you are such a simp '' '' you fell for this person in less than 3 seconds.''
by lovergirl538 November 22, 2021
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