by Gregthejew July 23, 2006
Get the Jewzenhawgen mug.Jewentines Day is the Saturday before Valentines Day (The 14th Of February).
As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.
As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.
by SlyD0g February 9, 2019
Get the Jewentines Day mug.shlomo loved talking about the 6 gorillion so much, we all figured he was talking about a jewvenile gorilla.
by New World Ebola May 2, 2021
Get the jewvenile mug.A Jewish guy who marries into an Italian family and then begins to mirror Italian mannerisms and accents. Also known as a deep threat that will talk about his knot, wine, the Jets, Italian soccer and taking over the family tradition of making tomato sauce. He does this all in an attempt that you will forget he's actually Jewish and this is a plot to get in good with his well-to-do in-laws.
Hey Jewgene (deep threat) is taking over the tomato sauce and hanging out with a couple of Brokah's in NYC to watch Roma play Inter Milan.
by Rocky Tumbolini February 16, 2022
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Adam Shwartzenburger: Dude, stop being so jewmental.
Adam Shwartzenburger: Dude, stop being so jewmental.
by alex patti April 17, 2011
Get the Jewmental mug.Used to describe any out of town weekend that is to be spent with other Jews while doing Jewish activities such as praying or discussing Israel.
Person 1: Where were you this weekend?
Person 2: I was in Toronto debating whether or not all Jews should keep kosher.
Person 1: You were at a Jewvent?
Person 2: Yah
Person 2: I was in Toronto debating whether or not all Jews should keep kosher.
Person 1: You were at a Jewvent?
Person 2: Yah
by Shlomo Goldreubensilverstein March 25, 2009
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by lovergirl538 November 22, 2021
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