Jewdar

1. The ability to spot Jewish people
2. Gaydar for Jews

1. My Jewdar tells me you're not Jewish.
2. That chick has Jewdar.

by Michael Weinstein October 6, 2004

jewd

When someone gets ripped off, less for what they payed/earned.

Fuck that Pot dealer just jewd us.

We got a Jewie amout of Pot.

by Ben Tafe September 6, 2008

jewddhist

a believer of a mix between both buddhist and jewish religions.

bob: do you prefer wide open spaces, or hiding?
jim: both, im jewddhist.

by shiftman1188 August 14, 2007

jewy

adj. - referring to the outward manifestations of Jewish identity such as appearance, clothes, accent, or religious observance.

"Rachel broke up with Dan. Even though he was Jewish, his red hair and Gentile friends just weren't Jewy enough for her."

by Dorothy April 21, 2008

jeidy

An amazing Ecuadorian girl. Very innocent at first but has no problem with rebelling when it offers entertainment. Has a thing for Spanish guys and telenovelas. Will always share her food and is very loyal.

Jeidy just randomly gave me her food today that was so nice!

by Panda fire April 6, 2017

jewdo

Jewish martial art of throwing one's opponent to the ground and subdueing them only to steal all the money out their pockets.

I had 5 bucks when I went to my Jewdo class Tuesday night and now I'm broke! wtf?

by porprock May 16, 2007

Jewsy Couture

Jewsy Couture
Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.

Made with 100% real Jesus tears!

Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"

Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"

Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"

Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"

by Zhally (We Black) April 18, 2007