Jedi Head

The act of performing oral sex on a partner through the force. If one can force choke their girl, they too can force lick her pussy.

Padme: Can you do that thing I like when we're at the senate meeting today
Anakin: you know I can force lick a pussy like no other baby
Padme: Fuck I love that Jedi Head

by lickmygeiscreamcone February 8, 2020

Dame Judi

This is rhyming slang.
Dame Judi Dench = stench.
It naturally is no reflection on the actress or her thespian abilities. The joy of the phrase is the total irrelevance of the subject to the meaning.

It is quoted several times in Irvine Welsh's novels; some readers have misunderstood what it means when used in phrases liked "He left a Dame Judi Dench in the toilet" - the text would refer to the odour, not the stool.

1. Who made that awful Dame Judi?
2. The toilet was filled with a terrible Judi Dench.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Judia

Judia- is Dearing pretty smart and loving and a very good helping hand

-judia is a very smart and good person

by Jayada March 13, 2017

Jedi Mind tricks

A dope rap group from Philly. Members now are Vinnie Paz and Stoupe since Jus Allah Left.

Even though I am a Christian and Vinnie Paz can be very anti-Christian at times I still find him dope.

by hasafienda January 8, 2005

Jedi Jerker

Someone who masterbates to Star War's characters, such as Princess Leia.

Dude I have a friend named Jacobo, I think he is a Jedi Jerker

by Delane Petersen January 9, 2008

red-eye-jedi

the prophecy that one day, a band of long lost jedi would form from the ashes of the 20th century to reclaim what is rightfully theirs. All have one common bond......marijuana.
Also it means one whom smokes, but maintains senses and in some cases those senses are sharpened.

Adam is a red eye jedi along with rob, cameron and jedd. They are Red Eye Jedi.

by Jeremy Hulsey August 3, 2004

jedi flip

To use extacy, LSD and mushrooms at the same time.

Jedi flipping requires a lot of mind control and should not be attempted by many.

Holy fuck, that hippy is trippin some mad balls

by Mubupt October 26, 2006