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Divine Jewish Intervention

When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money.

Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....
"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"

"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"
by Daniel9787 February 26, 2009
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Jewish Hookup

Ceasing to continue once sexual intercourse it brought up.

"...'everything' but sex"
"yo dude, did you hook up with her last night?"
"naw, man, only a jewish hookup.."
by Tom Hoffhim March 8, 2013
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Jewish penicillin

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.
Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".
by pentozali January 14, 2006
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Jewish Guillotine

When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.
"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."
by BennyBooty October 5, 2017
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jeisha

Jeisha is independent a hardworker will take you breath away instantly will be there for you in a heartbeat no questions ask always looking for the right men to come and cuff her right away she makes friends really fast she's mostly popular always dressing and looking great and slayin everyday she does get her friendship taken for granted but a jeisha will always come right back up and let no one disrespect her and whoever is close too her get you a jeisha and never let her go
Guy- Damn papi who's that!
me- she's Jeisha
by Sarah ( Lucky Charm ) July 5, 2018
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Jenish

He is cool, walks away from line. Honest at heart, stands with you in all your dawn and success. Every girl has a crush on him, but he don't give them a wave, cause he loves someone else. He's smart and intelligent and know every secret, but he's able to keep it in his mind. He's courageous and brave and sweet to everyone and he's made to things extraordinarily. He's booty in his behaviour.
by Daddy of names November 23, 2021
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Jerish

Jerish is a person that will show you love like no other, he will let you into his life and make you believe it's a forever bond. He is a sensitive person, but truly cares. He will definitely make you feel like your living the love life in a movie, and his sense of humour is dark but hilarious. The most important thing to him are his friends - you might even think more than family. He undoubtedly has mommy issues. If you meet him, keep him.
'Do you listen to MF Doom?'
'Yeah ofc, I'm Jerish'
by kholombus <3 April 2, 2023
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