jeters

A beast. The female version is usually a fast runner and will fuck up any girl who steals her man, while the male version will slam your head into a locker.

Eyy man! Did you see the jeters on campus today? Everyone is afraid of them.

by wtfeselol September 11, 2010

Jetered

(verb) to contract herpes

Jessica Alba got "Jetered" and now has to take Valtrex for her herpes.

std herpes jeter

by oscarthegrouch42086 November 20, 2013

jeter

When you have really great, hot sex on the first date and your friends cheer for you.
Like when Derek Jeter was the first batter in the first game of the World Series and he hit a home run.

"How was your date last night?"
"We got drunk & went wild in the hot tub until 5:00 a.m."
"Sweet Jeter!"

by L.L.Cool Elle June 10, 2004

jeter

n. Euphemism for penis.

Hey, you touched my jeter.
Wow, that guys a complete jeter.

by deleuzer May 26, 2011

Jeter Tweeter

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.

OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.

by jredman April 19, 2017

Jeter Move

A respectable move. Something that is done for the pursuit of justice. Also used to describe an act of classiness and sophistication.

Guy 1: "Yo, did you fuck that wicked drunk girl last night when you brought her upstairs?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just brought her up to her bed and made sure she was alright."
Guy 1: "Jeter Move, bro."

by Rex John II February 22, 2015

Jeter Hood

When a man is in the middle of a threesome between two girls with strap ons.

A drunk man in CVS: "I've been in a couple of "Jeter Hoods" myself."

by OmniverseBaron October 20, 2018