Jessy is a very laid back person. He's really awesome to talk to and can make girls smile. He's short, has wavy brown hair and has an attractive face. He thinks he's going to be forever alone with cats but we all know hes not. And last but not least he has an amazing smile.
by IndigoTurtles November 29, 2012
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She has you whipped
You can't leave her even if you want to
You are wrapped around her finger
She has you whipped
You can't leave her even if you want to
You are wrapped around her finger
George - What's up with Chase lately? He won't stop talking about Jessy.
David - He has Jessy Syndrome
George - How do you know?
David - Cause I had it...
George - Had?
David - HAVE OK. I WANT HER. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HER.
David - He has Jessy Syndrome
George - How do you know?
David - Cause I had it...
George - Had?
David - HAVE OK. I WANT HER. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HER.
by John Mark Hose July 18, 2009
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Can’t swallow food unless it’s been blended or chewed for her. Has a unique talent of creating a bouquet of leaf nooses. Heavily suicidal which is a shame because we need this bitch alive. Piercing blue eyes that look like tiny circle sky’s. Cute when drugged up and it’s late at night. Tells the same three stories on repeat due to her lack of life experience. Laughs at your jokes no matter how bad they are. Looks terrifying but is really just terrified of you. Can Hotwire a car but looks away at kissing and sex scenes in movies. Overall a Fucken hell of a person that you’d be lucky to know and gives me a reason to stay in the psych ward. Stay alive for me because nobody laughs at my jokes and genuinely pretends to enjoy my company
by Acuteshortass February 6, 2022
Get the Jessyca mug.One drunk-ass female. Must consist of two of the following four elements:
1) Incoherent story telling, usually accompanied by dramatic hand movements and vivid expressions.
2) The delusion that everyone is taking her shit (ie, car keys, cigarettes, boyfriend, etc...)
3) The inability to say "Wow, that last drink really put me over, I should probably stop drinking!"
4) Constant reassurance to others that she will "totally remember EVERYTHING tomorrow" when in actuality, everyone can tell by the glossy eyed stare that she is completely blacked out.
If you encounter two of these four components in a drunk female, you will be assured a very entertaining time with a drunk jessy. Maybe shortened to dj or D.J.
1) Incoherent story telling, usually accompanied by dramatic hand movements and vivid expressions.
2) The delusion that everyone is taking her shit (ie, car keys, cigarettes, boyfriend, etc...)
3) The inability to say "Wow, that last drink really put me over, I should probably stop drinking!"
4) Constant reassurance to others that she will "totally remember EVERYTHING tomorrow" when in actuality, everyone can tell by the glossy eyed stare that she is completely blacked out.
If you encounter two of these four components in a drunk female, you will be assured a very entertaining time with a drunk jessy. Maybe shortened to dj or D.J.
Wow, that bitch sure was one drunk jessy.
Whenever my girlfiend starts doing shots, she becomes a drunk jessy.
Yea, if Deborah drinks one more beer, she be the drunk jessy of the night.
Whenever my girlfiend starts doing shots, she becomes a drunk jessy.
Yea, if Deborah drinks one more beer, she be the drunk jessy of the night.
by Kay Cee September 17, 2008
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