jewtard

not to be mistaken as a slanderous term. a combined meaning of FUCKTARD and DOUCHETWAT. used to describe someone sooo incredible stupid that you not only feel dumber for being near them, but wonder how nature could have possibly fucked up so bad as to let something like this actaully survive. you often get the urge to 'fix' natures problem before this 'person' can infect and destroy humanity.

NOT INTENDED AS AN ANTI-SEMENTIC INSULT...the first 3 letters are actually the initials of the first guy to earn the name.

WOW!!! what a jewtard. its amasing anyone that dumb can even remember to breath.

by Oxman85 February 1, 2007

jerktard

douche bag, jerk and retard combined.

dude did you just eat my last chip? you're such a jerktard.

by Smitty fo'Shitty November 22, 2011

Jetard

U fast af that u jetard outta there

Mom: come here imma give u an asswhoopin

Son: not before i Jetard outta here

by Papichulo90:)) March 10, 2019

Jewtard

Jewtard (noun):

1) Someone who knows so little about the Jewish religion that they are retarded.

2) Someone who acts so stereotypically Jewish that they are retarded.

1) Rachael didn't know that the Jews celebrate their Sabbath on Friday night, she's such a jewtard.

2) Micah only goes to that bar on Tuesday nights because it $1 beer night, he's such a jewtard.

by MrFnBMore March 2, 2010

Jerktard

Means when someone is being rude a.k.a(jerk) and acting mentally slowly a.k.a(retard)

Jake was being such an Jerktard in math class today

by 💜A J💜 October 6, 2018

Jectard

Someone so incredibly stupid, the retards are smarter than him

Hey don’t hang out with jebadiah, he’s a fuckin ‘jectard.

by Cultofaries October 20, 2018

Jernard

Handsome dude, can act, very artistic, and full of talent. Get's along with people of any race but will not take any mess. He will stand his ground with anyone. Someone you can talk to and he think he has all the answers. Fun and funny. Person of may talents I must say again.

Jernard you are mad talented.

by liag June 16, 2021