jizzmonger

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.

I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.

by Gaw910 September 9, 2016

Jazzmen

An sweet and innocent girl. She is shy but has a lot of friends. U can tell her anything, but be careful Jazzmen can be rude despite her kindness she can be very rude know matter what. Other then that Jazzmen can be a good friend. Jazzmen is a smart, and beautiful girl/women. Gets straight A's and is very confident. Keep Jazzmen in your life because you will regret not having her.

Peter:did u see what jazzmen did

Penny:yeah

Peter:she got straight A's

Penny:dang

by Cottenrottencandy May 11, 2018

Jazzminated

Someone who is widely irritated and has a large amount of anxiety at the same time.

She was so jazzminated at the time, that she wanted to be alone.

by Thx-Ghxst August 26, 2021

Jazzmyng

the most amazing beautiful girl in the world, she is unique, sexy, flirty, kinky, addicting, and just so damn loveable
when u meet her she will complete you
you will end up loving her

i <3 JMD* or
JMD* is amanzing or
jazzmyng i love you

by xjazzygurlx December 20, 2008

Jazzmine

She us a very sweete and respectful person inside and out. If you know a Jazzmine keep her as a friend.

"Jazzmine thabks for being my friend"

by Irland boys November 3, 2019

jazzmyn

A very pretty girl. Artistic and good at anything she tries, but a slacker. Will probably go nowhere in life. ADHD and slightly OCD. Laughs alot but is secretly depressed. Great sense of humor, fantastic legs. Goes through boyfriends like nailpolish colors. Loves classic rock and is slightly more mature than she should be, although she loves children's toys, books, and movies. Reads a lt of thick chapter books. Highly intelligent. Amazing personality. Slightly abusive.

Teacher 1: "what's your opinion on this student?"
Teacher 2: "well, she's such a jazzmyn. She's so smart, but she never does her work."
Art Teacher: "I think she's great!!!!"

by MaxineSilver November 21, 2011

jazzman

a wise female. many dislike the fake that they 'tell it like it is'. a person who is real. very real. they can see people's type by looking into their eyes, like a therapist.

random guy:damn, youre fake! you need a friend name jazzman in your life!

by toby gansta June 1, 2011