Jizzerific

When a person or thing is so good it makes you jizz so hard you get jizzburns.

Dale's mum is so jizzerific!

by ryannathans April 18, 2010

Jazzed up

A person under the influence of cocaine (or other stimulant).

Person A: Did you see Sam yelling at the bartender last night?
Peron B: Yea, he was all jazzed up.
Peron A: Oh, that makes sense

by All Jazzed Up November 30, 2010

Jazeer

A word that means 'to win over'

Usual methods of victory include:
1. Flashing a smile
2. Mild flirtation and flattery
3. Use of the phrase "I got this," with a wink ;)

1. He can jazeer his way out of a parking ticket!

2. She didn't like the idea, but I jazeered her eventually.

3. I need to jazeer my mum to buy me a car.

by KegalleSithy November 6, 2011

Jazze Phizzle Productshizzle

A word created by producer Jazze Pha that became annoying after it was used in every song he produced. It means "this is a Jazze Pha production". Made famous by Ciara's "1,2 Step".

This is, a Jazze Phizzle Productshizzle, MY NIZZLE!(the prrrrrrrincess is heeeere!!!)

by Mpulse24 January 11, 2006

Al Jazeera

The CNN of the Midde East

Al Jazeera is the largest and most controversial Arabic News Channel in the Middle East, offering news coverage 24 hours a day from around the world and focusing on the hottest regions of conflict.

The station gained worldwide attention following the September 11, 2001 attacks, when it broadcast video statements by Osama bin Laden and other al-Qaeda leaders.

by -Dennis- September 9, 2006

jizzery

Where multiple men produce juices to create a mass production of jizz.

Your mom lives in my jizzery.

by harper lee May 25, 2008

indian jizzer

Someone who promises to make you cum and then immediately just jack rabbits you until they finish and then flee forever.

Yeah so that guy I met at the casino literally came in 2 seconds, what an indian jizzer.

by Ranchgirls July 22, 2023