javalog

\jä-,-ve,log\(n)
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.

First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.

by horsewhistle June 26, 2007

Trio Java

An ancient country with borders similar to that of modern Botswana and Namibia.

Take me back to Trio Java

by this handle is not in use January 14, 2021

java surfin'

When you drink coffee and it gives you the shits.

After my morning coffee I was Java Surfin' this morning.

by Smooth Sista Wives February 24, 2017

Javarion

JAVARION IS THE "MOST FINEST MAN EVER" BUT HE IS A FREAK..HE LOVES TO HAVE SEX. MOST JAVARIONS ARE ATHLETIC. JAVARION HAS A HEART OF GOLD, BUT DONT TRY HIM BECAUSE IT COULD GET UGLY....

Girl Javarion is fine as hell
Girl no Javarion just tried to fuck me last week.
Girl you know Javarion plays football and he captain of the team

by kadre January 14, 2021

Javanna

A beautiful lady with a big heart, scared to open because she loves with all of herself. Giving, however you must prove yourself to you really get to know her. Outgoing and fun loving but loyal to the t. Someone once invested fully finds it hard to let go but will release her wrath if ever double crossed. She's virtuous and stays away from non progressive friends.

She's so nice yet i don't know much about her. Yes that's Javanna

by Dutty King June 1, 2018

JaVale McGee

when you take the shot in your hand and take the shot out of your friend's hand and drink both.

Me and Joe were going to take shots but then he stole mine and pulled a JaVale McGee.

by tamusaru March 6, 2011

Java

Java! A different Word for Coffee.

Xabier, did You want any Java this Morning!?

by Mr. Baby Boys Blue June 2, 2015