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oh my god its jason bourne

Relating to the meme, "Sword guy Jason Bourne meme!" Usually used when something is unusual.
A chemical reaction in a science lab. "It exploded! Oh my god, it's the work of Jason Bourne!" oh my god its jason bourne
by OJAX1 January 20, 2017
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Jason Bourned

The act of suddenly disappearing, then reappearing temporarily without explanation. Commonly occurring at social events to a friend, acquaintance or colleague.
“Hey dude I’ll pick you up in 10 yeah?”
“Yep perfect sounds good
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication

“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”
by Cheersfortheliftmyguy May 25, 2020
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JasonBourne

(verb). The act of waking up suddenly, and jumping out of bed while simultaneously saying or thinking "Where am I?", or "Who am I?". Usually occurs after a night of hammerdrunkedness.
Wow, I really JasonBourned this morning when I woke up on the dumpster.
by perachori October 25, 2010
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JasonBourneAxis

A big snitch who snitched on the former FSP Superintendent fobagosalot and also will snitch on anyone who does crime, a big boy snitch, the biggest snitch in the state of Firestone.
JasonBourneAxis is such a big snitch! He's gay for snitching on fobagosalot! He is a FSP Superintendent and he saved us, he shouldn't be punished for hit and run, vehicle assault, reckless driving and more crimes!
by Opama November 3, 2018
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JasonBourneAxis

A slang word meaning "I am being attacked by criminals by provoking them" Usually used by somebody will a tiny penis.
This JasonBourneAxis is calling for S.S again
by Firestone Secret Service November 4, 2018
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