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Jareding

When you fuck up something beyond belief.
Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.
by SnailEatingManRabbit September 10, 2010
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Jardine

An ultimate upset usually resulting in embarrassment. It can occur at any given time or place and must be immediately identified by pointing and saying "JARDINE". Named after Keith Jardine following his knockout loss to Houston Alexander at UFC 71.
Kevin and Jeffery walk up to an ice cream stand. Jeffery orders two scoops of butter pecan. Kevin tries to to top his friends purchase buy ordering 3 scoops of moose tracks. As they are turning to walk away Kevin's top two scoops fall to the ground and he is left with only one. Jeffery immediately points and shouts "JARDINE" and Kevin ducks his head embarrassed.
by DeucieColeman December 31, 2011
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jaredding

Walking next to some one and subconsciously causing them to walk into a bush or a street because youre pushing them over.
Jared: so how bout them bears?
Chris: Jared youre jaredding me again.
by cyoder September 29, 2010
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Jaeding

verb

1. Deceitful act in which someone pretends to be white when they are actually black, possibly due to insecurities.
She was jaeding us the whole time! Who would have thought?
by WTBW November 9, 2013
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jareline

A really hot person who is a bitch to the people who do her wrong doesn't have a big booty but acts like she does and is really shy but really freaky
Why are you playin games jareline
by Jareline June 12, 2017
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Jareding

Jared is jareding again! Hes eating bath bombs
by JacenDinne April 3, 2019
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Jaredvin

Jaredvin is a man who is tough on the outside and weak on the inside. Jaredvin has balls of steel and is willing to risk it all and give all he has. He is a charmer and can be looked up to alot. Just don't mess with him or you'll have to pay! He is like a lion.
You are so much like a jaredvin.
by Jaredvin July 23, 2019
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