jexican cupcake facial

A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.

"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"

by lidmaster27 July 23, 2007

japxican

A person who is half japanese and half mexican

Her dad is japanese and her mom is mexican, thus she is japxican

by Marxia July 3, 2006

Jarexican

People named Jared, Jarrod, Jarrett spelling in some close form that are suspected of being from Mexico.

I hunted with Jarexican today. He got into just a dab and crashed early.

by Donkeyavenger March 9, 2016

Jexican

A woman having a mid life-crisis thinking she's half Mexican and half Jewish.

See that woman Lisa over there? She's a Jexican!

by WreckingWeck June 1, 2023

Jamexican

Because Jamaicans are known for having multiple jobs and Mexicans are known for working really hard....A Jamexican is a person that has a lot of jobs and works really hard at all of them.

Kelly works 100 hours a week. She's definitely a Jamexican.

by Tsunami Tsunami October 18, 2015

japarican

A person from Japan who has spent a lot of time in America and has been significantly influenced by both countries. Quite often they no longer feel like they fit fully into either culture.

Nami is such a Japarican now. Since she got back from the US she always wants to go to Japanese restaurants, but she always complains about the portions being too small.

by qp1031 April 5, 2017

jablexican

When someone has the origin of being japanese, black, and mexican.
When someone has super skill and nobody can live up to their awesomeness.

"Hey look at Rachel! She looks great!"
"Yea, and I heard recently she's jablexican."
"Wow.. not everyday you see a jablexican.

"Dude, chill!"
"I can't man, I'm jablexican... I can't help it."

by byebyebanana April 26, 2009