Jexican

a jewish mexican

khile:"dude his mums mexican and his dads jewish whats does that make him"

Rich:"he's a fucking jexican"

by blacmanpeace March 12, 2009

Jexican

A woman having a mid life-crisis thinking she's half Mexican and half Jewish.

See that woman Lisa over there? She's a Jexican!

by WreckingWeck June 1, 2023

Jexican

Working like a Mexican and saving like a Jew.

Where's Brian? The kid works like a Mexican and has nothing to show for it. What a Jexican

by Everything Bagel January 10, 2009

jexican

Japanese mexican - usually used to discriminate against Mexicans.

White boy: Yo Jexican!
Julio: Wassup Russian?

by vip-ip September 11, 2006

Jexican

A person who is Japanese and Mexican or is of either descent.

See Jane over there? Her mom is Japanese and her dad is Mexican.

That makes her Jexican.

by 1sxvil April 22, 2024

Jexican

A ginger mexican

Wow thats a jexican those are rare!

by Diddlebob1542 July 17, 2025

jexican cupcake facial

A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.

"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"

by lidmaster27 July 23, 2007