Janne

A fat fucking pedofile, he liked to photograph little schoolgirls.

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Jannes

A fat whale Who usually kidnaps little boy's in the Night then sexually attack them And When someone comes he hides in the closet, he is the closet monster

Did You heared the news

Yeah Michja got Jannes'd last Night

Yeah Jannes is gay

by Rurururuir October 27, 2017

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Jannes Rule

When you're about to break up, you get your girl to give you a blowjob the day you're going to breakup with her

Pascal: Did you breakup with your girlfriend?

Lukas: Yeah i did, but before i used the Jannes Rule.

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Janne Warman currently plays keyboards in the band Children of Bodom. He is also playing keyboards for his tech./progressive metal side project Warmen. He is also considered one of the greatest keyboardists of our time.
Extremely easy on the eyes (hot).

Janne Warman is hot.
Worship Janne Warman.

by BodomAfterRoses April 15, 2005

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Janne Warmonster

The Janne Warmonster is Finlands answer to the Lock Ness Monster of Scotland. This myphical being is said to be able to play awesome keyboards, and lurks in the Baltic Sea.

"I was fishing one day off the coast of Finland, and I started to feel a tug on my fishing line. All of a sudden this Janne Warmonster and the Uberweilding Demonic Laiho Creature rose from the water. There was a song being played distantly that sounded like Kissing the Shadows. This is the last thing I remember." - Skog Forsell (Finnish Resident)

by Turbo86 June 29, 2006

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