Jayzus

Bald as a cue ball, buff as Schwarzenegger, a god to all the ladies. He's like Jesus, but cooler.

"Wow did you see that guy?"

"yeah, he's Jayzus"

by elexxxers March 8, 2017

jamauri

My nigga who usually dates a girl named Savannah and is a fucking light skin and a funny motherfucker

Jamauri is that nigga we fuck with

by Kindle firre September 1, 2016

boo jamz

(n.) boo jamz

boo jamz are what would happen if luther vandross, chingy, twista, ying yang twins, pitbull, usher, nelly, ja rule, 112, 50 cent, and ginuwine got missy elliot pregnant and the baby was a musical genre. essentially, it is a sub-category of slow jamz, but on a whole different level. the content is especially meaningless with the exception of making it overtly clear that a tender night full of sexual passion needs to begin immediately. if slow jamz encourage pregnancy, then boo jamz create medical marvels such as the infamous octomom.

guy to his boo: gurl i wanna gitchu pregnant!

girl to her boo: i want a big family let's listen to some boo jamz!

by bestdefinition June 24, 2011

tranny jamz

A song that is frequently danced and/or lip-synched to by drag queens.

Classic tranny jamz are "Single Ladies" by Beyonce, "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor, and anything by Barbara Streisand.

by Black Boyfriend January 12, 2009

Jayzus

n. The African American pronunciation of the name Jesus, often used when singing Gospel music.

"I wanna be like JAYZUS. I wanna be like you..."

by Yunaresuka March 1, 2004

Jamdung

Much like Ja, Jamdung is a Jamaican Slang word that refers to Jamaica.

I an I makin shelta in Jamdung.
Salutations meh bredda I-yah live in ja swell.

by Jr.Gong June 2, 2008

Jazzus

Used as a proper noun for a jazz artist who achieves god-like prominence or ability.

Ringo: Did you hear that guitarist at the 55?

Paul: Yeah. They call him "Jazzus."

Ringo: Why?

Paul: Because he's bigger than Jesus!

by Off The Handle December 9, 2008