Jamhandler

A word used by idiotic wastes-of-life intended to mean 'a hard man', when in actuality to most people it would appear to be somebody who specialises in fondling fruit preserve.

Lewis Peake: yee dnt mess pal hahaha i no sum rite grippers ye wt u gna do???? haha i dnt mess about me lad ye uno it rite wt u gna do u scrawni lil tit

Me: What?

Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE

Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.

Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee

Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.

by The Russian Roller July 20, 2010

Jampaloon

A road trip where you only bring a puppet and force feed it real food

Man: After my first Jampaloon, I can't stop having feelings about puppets

by TheWayfayer January 11, 2020

Jampt

(verb)

to obliterate, destroy, or annihilate;

to wreck or ruin;

to outplay, beat, or defeat;

to have sex with;

Jamption | Jamptastic | Jampting

The ecosystem in the Gulf of Mexico was jampt by BP.

The Giants jampt the Patriots perfect season.

Matt jampt Chris in a game of chess.

Jason jampt Allie last night.

by Kirbiliscious November 24, 2010

Jamshidize

(verb) Jamshidize can mean either one of two things :

1. Not fully commit when you are asked to do something.
2. To bail on someone.

1. -" Hey thanks for sitting at the table, Wanna eat food together?" --"hmmm....well...I didn't bring cutlery!" -"OH, stop Jamshidizing!"
2. "Do not invite them to the party, they always jamshidize!"

by parivarnapari December 28, 2020

Jayphen

A young male whose name is actually Stephen, but gets called Jay.
he is of the Jayphen Variety.

I am luff teh jayphen

by Ry November 5, 2004

hugh jampton

An ideal alter alia to use when signing in at cheap hotels or when responding to market research or other pointless questionnaires and guaranteed to raise a snigger when said with a straight face. Combines the classic double entendre with rhyming slang - ie Hampton Wick = the male appendage.

"What are you called?" - "Hugh Jampton"

by norfolkboy September 8, 2006

Jampoo

Is the action that a guy do with shampoo to cover his baldness

I need Jampoo for my baldness

by vib_user February 13, 2020