Jalonta

A boy who eats ass all day and acts gay the WHOLE DAY. Their usually born in August, September, July, Or June. If you see one push him, curb-stomp him and piss in his mouth.

Person 1: What are doing?
Person 2: Curb-stomping this “Bitch Jalonta” he called me cute.

by Iloveu jk November 13, 2021

Jalona

Penis, junk, and or private parts

Dude last night was crazy I slapped my girlfriend with my jalona while she was sleeping!

by BigJalona August 6, 2011

jalyon

A Sexy beast who has many secrets. His true love is a girl by the name of Taliyah

Hey who is that; thats my man 'jalyon'

by jk123 December 11, 2013

jalonni

a head that's built like a chicken nugget

damnn your head look like a jalonni

by ifthepussystankdoneatit March 22, 2017

Jalone

A percentage measurement of the homosexual tendencies a person possesses calculated by the person's ancestral homosexual behavior.

We all know Jalone is a queer, however his gaynicity is surprisingly quite low since only his great uncle was documented to have a closeted homosexual relationship with his second cousin (also his brother).

by brotherin' February 28, 2010

jalonda

loser who likes to smoke pot and who acts like she is crazy. jalonda is smart, but only because she takes pills. she likes crazy Chinese anime and wants to have power like goku.

your acting like a jalonda.

by babablacksleeps January 1, 2009

jaloni

A wonderful man who I loves wwe

Hi my name is jaloni and I love wwe and Roman Reigns

by Someone who loves wwe December 30, 2016