Jalepeno Popper

A sexual act which begins with the doggy style position. The male is to insert a wad of smokeless tobacco i.e. Skoal, Big Red, etc. With the curvature that the female forms during this sexual act the male then begins to spit on her back. Once a small pool has formed, he then dips his thumb into said pool of tobacco spit, and shoves it up her ass.

Dude, did you jalepeno popper that random chick last night?

by Karate In The Garage May 14, 2011

jalepneo

a spanish decent Wangsta, turned gothic, then a loser, baisically its a person of spanish decent losing social status rapidly from gangsta on down

wow look at that huge jalapeno, hes droppin like a preteens balls.

by jack longworth April 18, 2005

Jalepeno Buttsex

After the act of anal sex, one discovers shortly after that it burns very badly to pee. Commonly confused with gonorrhea. But the real problem is a jalepeno seed stuck in your urethra.

You: "I fucked a mexican in the ass raw-dog last night. I though I picked up the clap, but I realized it was just a jalepeno seed."

Your buddy: "That's what we call Jalepeno Buttsex bro."

by Hamtown December 2, 2010

jaler

A person who is so annoying to the point that the should be hanged in front of everyone.

kys jaler

by Dont worry mate. :D July 13, 2018

jalepenoradiofries

When eating a jalepeno and listening to the radio but all you have is fries so you eat them all but don't satiate your desire for eternal cool water.

Girl1: Have you seen Bill?
Girl2: I saw he had jalepenoradiofries!
Girl1: SOOOOOOOO hot!

by TheTruthWhisperer May 20, 2019

jalerie

jeff x valerie

jalerie exists cuz jeff and valerie were meant to be together

by bob bob was taken January 20, 2021

Jagerpagne

A sophisticated cocktail consisting of Jagermeister and Champagne. Traditionally this would be a single or double measure of Jagermeister, topped up to the recipients liking with Champagne. Like a Bellini.

Man, I got so waster on Jagerpagne last night it was unreal

by Jagermaster87 January 12, 2022