jalepneo
a spanish decent Wangsta, turned gothic, then a loser, baisically its a person of spanish decent losing social status rapidly from gangsta on down
jalepneo by jack longworth April 18, 2005
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Jalepeño Popper
Cooking with jalepeños and not getting all the juice off your hands, then later that night fingering a woman. It makes her curl up in a ball and just want to die. It's basically like setting her vagina on fire.
John: Dude, last night I accidentally gave Emma a jalepeño popper.
Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!
Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!
Jalepeño Popper by Clever Girl February 11, 2013
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shrimpy jalepeño
Them: So I heard you had sex with Nick last night ;)
Me: Yeah... never doing that again. That boy has one shrimpy jalepeño!
Me: Yeah... never doing that again. That boy has one shrimpy jalepeño!
shrimpy jalepeño by Ms. Jalapeño February 24, 2021
Jalepeno Ram Rod
Jalepeno Ram Rod by Brad Tumult June 7, 2007
Jalepeno Hangover
Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalepenos.
me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalepeno hangover.
boss: I think we need to talk about your jalepeno problem.
me: I can stop anytime I want.
boss: I think we need to talk about your jalepeno problem.
me: I can stop anytime I want.
Jalepeno Hangover by Kronite March 22, 2008
jalepeno poopers
Michael went to taco bell and got jalepeno poopers.
These jalepeno poopers make my ass feel live lava.
These jalepeno poopers make my ass feel live lava.
jalepeno poopers by Thugz-Bunny March 24, 2009
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jalepeno by crazy cheryl January 18, 2009
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