Jalapeno Bottle Cap

When you cut the top of a jalapeno pepper off, place it on the head of a guy's penis, smack it down and rub it in until it burns.

To get back at Jack for being an asshole, Jill blinded folded him like she was being kinky and instead performed a jalapeno bottle cap on his bitch ass.

Jalapeno Bottle Cap by pepperpiper April 9, 2015

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jalapeno

As pronounced "jel-ah-peh-no" is a Rickyism for the true pronunciation of "Jalapeno".

Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'...not 'jel-eh-peh-no."

Ricky: "What in the fuck are you guys talkin' about?"

Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'. That's how you pronounce it."

Ricky: "I know how to pronounce it. I ordered fuckin' 'jel-ah-peh-no'."

Jalapenos.

jalapeno by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

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Related Words

Jalapenie • Jalapenis • Jalapendejo • jalapenegro • Jalapeñitio • Jalapeñoed • Jalapeno • jalapeno popper • jalanie • Jalepenis

Jalapenis

Stinging and burning sensation associated with handling ones genitals after eating chicken wings or other highly seasoned foods without first washing one's hands.

Shortly after Jim excused himself for the bathroom, his friends heard a muffled scream through the bathroom door. Looking at his half-finished plate of buffalo wings, they all concluded that he was probably suffering from an acute case of Jalapenis. spicy, hot, penis, genitals

Jalapenis by Sixgun101 June 20, 2015