jalilah

Jalilah is the girl you don't wanna mess with. She can be humorous and cute at times but if she doesn't get what she wants she'll be upset. She would usually have dark brown eyes and curly/wavy brown hair. She's a brat but in a good way

Jalilah didn't get the flowers she wanted for Valentines Day and slammed the door in Dylans face.

by ZannaDaQueen May 24, 2017

Jalalabad Jumper Cable

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

Jalalalala

n. exclamation made by tribal persons in reverence of triumph.

After a victory in battle, the warriors all came together and exclaimed "jalalalala" with triumph.

by fernandot February 6, 2010

jalafapening

After you get done chopping and stuffing jalapenos and get the sudden urge to rub one off. Then realize it was a huge mistake and your penis is on fire.

Bro 1:Bruh I was watching cougar town while prepping my jalapenos. Show was lit so I went and masturbated after and now my dick is on fiya
Bro2: Bruh you just had a Jalafapening.

by L1tdragon January 12, 2017

jamala

Jamala can be quite bossy and rude. If you get on her nerves she’ll most likely change her tone of voice. Jamala is sweet and kind most of the time. She’s gorgeous of course and will boss you around a lot. If she tells you to do something you BETTER do it! Jamala does not play.

“Wow Jamala is so pretty.”
“Careful she’s a tough one.”

by Randomguy90422 May 15, 2018

Jamalax

Cross between "jamming" and "relaxing". Used in place of "chillax" amongst Londoners.

I just wanna jamalax all day, everyday.

by Yessir19921992 July 26, 2009

Jalabated

The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.

Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.

by Murenhausen March 20, 2009