Josh Jailbait

A scene boy who is an upcoming internet celebrity; most known for his blog on Tumblr.

Person 1:
WHO IS THIS BOY ALL OVER MY DASHBOARD?! He is so cutee :xx

Person 2: Oh that is Josh Jailbait; he is gay you know?

Person 1: Oh damn! I am jealous of any guy to get with him.

by AestheticOrellium November 26, 2010

jailbait joe

a gentleman who prefers younger, barely legal sexual partners.

well, aren't you quite the jailbait joe...

by benj4 September 28, 2008

jailbait milf

An underage (Jailbait) Mother I'd Like To Fuck.

Jamie Lynn Spears is a Jailbait MILF.

by dizzleshizzlenizzle July 3, 2008

jailbrick

Verb. Past tense: jailbricked. Electronic gadget (usually the iPhone) that had an unsuccessful jailbrake applied to it resulting in the device ending up as a brick, that is, rendered entirely useless.

Man, I jailbricked my iPhone the other night. It's entirely f***ed up now, I even can't hard reset it in iTunes any longer.

by Panatlantica March 16, 2009

Jailbait Lookalike

A girl over the age of 18 who appears to still be under 18 in the sense of a jailbait (Jailbait: an underage girl who appears to be over 18 because of her well developedness). She is the pedophile and creepy old guy's unattainable dream.

Pedophile: Oh, damn man... look at that chick walkin' in, she's gotta be 16, musta used a fake. I'm gonna go mack on her.
Guy: Are you joking? That's my sister... she's 20, just a jailbait lookalike you sick f@#$.
Pedophile: Well, then she'd be legal then?
Guy: Yeah, but unattainable for your fat, ugly, desperate @$$.

by Nipplefeister December 21, 2009

Jailbait

Girls who are under the age of 18, but have bodies of girls the age of 21! You'd hit it even though you go to jail.

Old Guy 1: Damn shes hot!!
Old Guy 2: Yeah, but shes 16, that's jailbait.
Old Guy 1: The jail time is worth it!

by uberninjaone February 15, 2009

Jailbaitness

The adjective form of jailbait.

Damn Bro! I saw Laura L's Senior pics and her jailbaitness is killing me!

by CBlo April 29, 2012