The state of mind and physical appearance assumed after finish a vast quantity Jagermeister. Usually characterized by loud exaggerated claims of physical/sexual prowess, wanton destruction of anything in the immediate vicinity, and the complete abandonment of any standards regarding the opposite sex.
"Dude did you see John turn into the Jagermonster last night? He told the entire party that he could jump rope with his dick, drop-kicked the front door off its hinges, then got head from the albino chick!"
by J.M.D.U. January 30, 2008
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by The yeet parakeet November 19, 2018
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Usually Jaena's are angels. They have the most amazing smiles and beautiful eyes. They're trusting and always honest to you and make the best of friends. They can be kinda shy so you might have to be inviting around them but besides that they can make any guy fall for them. Jaenas are loving and caring and have the biggest of imaginations. They're usually smart so they'll correct you on your grammar and spelling no matter what. You'll have a hard time understanding everything that goes on inside their head but after some time you'll learn to live with it and jut love them no matter what they do or say. They are the most beautiful beings that exsist on the planet and nothing can ever replace them once they've entered your life.
by Sykohhhhh November 25, 2013
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