jarring

JARRING
v.

Jarring means collecting your bodily waste and/or fluids (generally describing urine or feces, but also includes sperm, blood, phlegm, pubic hair, boogers/snot, earwax, puss, those little tails that come from blackheads, fingernails, and nut-butter) in a small jar. Commonly practiced by psychopaths and the extremely lazy. The lazy hide their jarring from others (usually under their bed) and psychopaths jar for many years and display their collection(s) proudly on shelves.

Dude, my girlfriend told me that she has been jarring for the last two weeks! Yea... I broke it off... quickly.

by Cainen April 28, 2006

Jarring

an open mouth stare

"Why were you jarring at my junk last night bro??"

by swagaholic29 November 19, 2011

jering

(verb) a word used when a person is texting obnoxiously.

Jer me later.

He won't stop jering me!

by sammalander December 23, 2009

Cookie Jarring

Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."

by AnimorphFan June 15, 2020

Jarring

If you call someone jarring it means you want to give them head.

He’s jarring.

by J5 for the hood May 9, 2018

jaring

To put things in jars

The factory does a lot of jaring

by Hdjshdb January 22, 2017

Jabringus

A Korean who talks shit, but doesn’t back it up. Also, one who goes about it in a dingus sort of way.

“Isn’t John acting like just a jabringus right now, like god damn, we don’t want your Vietnamese pamphlets”

“Franco turned into such a jabringus last night we had to elect him gook of the day”

by lilspud June 5, 2018