jack bauer

Head of field operations for CTU on fox's 24, Now special assistant to the secretary of state Heller. Two words- BAD ASS

My name is jack bauer and i am a federal agent! Now put your hands behind your fucking head!

by robrob24 January 28, 2005

jack bauer

the best of the best. head of the CTU field agents and the most fearless and flat out coolest guy ever to be on a TV screen... ever

"yo what happened on 24 last night"

"nothin much...jack bauer just drove a van through a building and single handedly killed all the terrorists, no big deal"

by 24 owns TV May 13, 2005

jack bauer

The death of Chuck Norris

Everyone thought CHuck Norris was cool, until Jack Bauer came and kicked his ass

by Alex D September 14, 2006

jack bauer

v. jack bauer

1. to hurry
2. to run out of time

I Jack Bauered that project last week.

by davidoc May 9, 2005

jack bauer

The man that can kill 40 people in 1 minute(30 if he's been shot)

Okay we got 5 people in that room and 30 people in the next, so Jack Bauer you're going in.

by houjhkhj kfgkjfgj January 5, 2007

jack bauer

jack bauer's name except for as a verb meaning to injure or hurt with force or violence

Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass.
I will Jack Bauer those terrorists.

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

Jack Bauers

24 Inch Rims, the number relates to the hit fox show 24 which is as gangster as a pair of 24 inch rims. Jack Bauer is the lead character, producer, etc. of 24 and pretty gangster

A:I got an 02 Tahoe sittin on Jack Bauers
B: Damn Son, them shit's is tight, you got spinnas on them?
A: Nah Yo

by Brandon D. S. June 29, 2006