Jack's DICK

Very small in size, unsatisfying, searching for hours to find. His balls however are Sugarnuts

Katie: 'Oh, yeah i was with him last night and Jack's DICK did not live up to expectations. Gonna have to leave him.

by hankypanky97 June 14, 2017

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Jack's Brother

literally the most homophobic, sexist, transphobic, piece of shit

he kinda acts like Jack's Brother

by eden.j October 1, 2021

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A dirty liar who will tell you she's 13 just to sleep with you when she's really only twelve. She'll say that she loves you but really she only wants you for sex. Then she'll rip your heart out by leaving you for an older guy.

Did you get laid this weekend?
Ya, I slept with Jack's Sister!
She's just toying with you man.
She said she loved me!
She told me that to... Last weekend.
........oh.......
It's gonna be okay man... It's gonna be okay

by Jack's Sister August 4, 2008

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Jack's basement

The basement that belongs to the serial dog rapist who has just recently moved from the cows to the dogs which he takes from the rescue centre "to help". He is a bitter bitch and a little fuck.

What you taking him to Jack's basement .

by Lajos Re July 5, 2016

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Jack's Mannequin

When you give someone muscle relaxants instead of a rufie. Then you rape them while they're still fully awake, but unable to resist.

"Uh oh, I can't move my arms or legs... did you put something in my drink?"
"Yup, and it looks like it's kicking in, so now I'm going to drag you out back and give you a Jack's Mannequin"
"God damnit! Why can't you just slip girls rufies like everyone else, you sadistic bastard?"

by Dustin Barstop April 8, 2008