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Heywood Jablome

One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.
Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!
by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010
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Jabalabadingdong

Jabalabadingdong is a word referring to the intellectual attitude of a person who is being silly.
Quit being a jabalabadingdong, use your brain.
by Iamreal June 2, 2009
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jabao

Latin American word, used in cuba to call people whom have white skin and crimped hair. Used as nickname too.
nickname
Hola jabao.
Hi jabao.

ethnicity
Tu eres jabao.
You are jabao.
by mcm666yo May 5, 2009
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japaloo

ja·pa·loo {jah-puh-lew}
-noun; adj
1. referring to a person who is an avid fanatic for anything and everything of Japanese origin, preferrably anime or manga, although he/she/it has no sort of Japanese heritage or ancestry
2. a person who pretends to be or acts Japanese, yet is not biologically of Japanese origin.
3. a non-Japanese person who utilizes Japanese culture, jargon, food products, franchises, and/or expressions to the obsessive degree of bias: he/she/it rarely partakes in anything unless it is from Japan or similar to Japan
1. adj. Many people agree that using English mixed with words like "kawaii-desu" is japaloo, and thus obnoxious.

2. n. The japaloo would not stop carrying on about how badly it wanted to go to Japan and meet its favorite J-pop band, quite unaware that its beloved idols would probably mace it on sight, thinking it was some sort of rabid hippotamus with a bad acne outbreak.
by thebeesknees March 18, 2008
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