The act of watching rush hour as you masturbate to Jackie Chans luscious lips as your friend fists you while eating Chinese food
by Big J-man August 28, 2021
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Jadon is by far the most supreme being in the existence of the universe. Women (even lesbians) want to be with him, and men want to be him. He is full of glorious powers and wisdom. But when provoked he will cast lighting bolts of holy righteousness upon your punk ass!
Person 1 - "HOLY SHIT, IT'S JADON!"
Person 2 - "OMFG NO WAY!"
Person 3 - "I THINK I JUST HAD AN ORGASM!"
Person 2 - "OMFG NO WAY!"
Person 3 - "I THINK I JUST HAD AN ORGASM!"
by Viking Zombie September 22, 2010
Get the Jadon mug.Jadon is that funny kid who likes to joke around and is a bit of a troublemaker. Some people may find him annoying, but he couldn't care less, he just is who he is. He has the most amazing smile, bet they didn't expect that. Alot of the people who find him "annoying" just don't know what they're missing out on
*Jadon walks in room and sits down*
Teacher- JADON! You're late, now take your hood off and show me your homework!
Jadon- Nahh *leans back in chair and throws something at teacher*
Preppy girl- Ugh he needs to just go die, or at least shut up once in awhile omg he's so annoying....
tomboy- Dude this is my kinda guy, I NEED his number
Teacher- JADON! You're late, now take your hood off and show me your homework!
Jadon- Nahh *leans back in chair and throws something at teacher*
Preppy girl- Ugh he needs to just go die, or at least shut up once in awhile omg he's so annoying....
tomboy- Dude this is my kinda guy, I NEED his number
by ThatOneChick96 December 28, 2011
Get the Jadon mug.Jakobs are very mysterious, they don't like to hang with the usual crowd. Very smart but they never do their homework. Jakobs enjoy being secluded, they wouldn't want to waste any of their life around people they can't connect with. Jakobs love horror, films and horror films. Jakobs are hard to figure out. But once you do decipher one, You'll discover just how amazing Jakobs are. Jakobs are the funniest most incredibly passionate, caring, sexy, loving, adoring, kissable, warm hearted, handsome, affectionate, dedicated, deeply understanding, spontaneous, crazy lovers you will have ever known. A Jakob is the kind of guy you couldn't go a day without. You could talk with one for hours and feel like you are the only two people in the world. They stick to their guns and are good at making smart-ass comebacks. Jakobs are some of the creepiest looking guys but still manage to be unbelievably attractive. Long dark curly hair and deep dark brown eyes. Jakobs are endless pits of unspoken emotion. Jakobs tend to have incredible smiles and perfect laughs. You will never forget the first time you see a Jakob smile at you. They can turn you on instantly. They have the ability to love you unconditionally. You've never fallen in love, till you've fallen for a Jakob. Once you're in his arms you'll never want to leave. Once you kiss a Jakob, you'll never want to kiss any other lips but his.
Jakob is such an amazing guy. I couldn't be more in love. Just the way he kisses is unbelievable. There's nobody in the world I'll ever love like I love him.
by Arthur 2 Sheds Jackson December 18, 2012
Get the Jakob mug.A girl who is very pretty, intelligent amd good at making friends, somrtimea she call be an butt, but she's there when you need her most. She get along with guys better then girls.
I wish JaiOnna was my best friend
by Go gc kgkfu May 22, 2018
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This word was often used between 1300-1600, but for some reason people stopped to use the word Jako.
some people are named Jako, but it is a very rare name.
This word was often used between 1300-1600, but for some reason people stopped to use the word Jako.
some people are named Jako, but it is a very rare name.
by Rikard 2315 April 17, 2019
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