jumping the couch

A celebrity committing career suicide on live television. Also see jump the shark.

Tom Cruise jumping the couch on Oprah.

by zygnus March 5, 2009

Jumping Ugly

Going off verbally, aggressively and disrespectfully on someone who has said or done something to piss you off.

I was jumping ugly with him after he said my work sucked.

by Cyclist Rauel January 15, 2012

Jumping Convent

to change your mind

This girl all about me for 3 months, then she suddenly decided to start jumping convent.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher January 24, 2023

Jumping the Tiger

When a testosterone filled young man ravenously pursues a young woman in the bedroom.

A) Hey man how was last night?
B) Amazing, she loved how i was jumping the tiger.

by D,C,N,S Owens Lunch March 14, 2010

Jumping the Shark

The term is actually "jumping the SHARK" referring to the painful last episodes of Happy days in which arthru fonzerelli aka 'the fonze" jumps over sharks on water skis while simultaneously wearing his trademark leather jacket. Jumping the shark occurs when a show has hit and alltime low and has to do something drastic and crazy to maintain its viewers and keep them interested.

Example- Hey did you hear that Sean and Christian are moving troy/ macnamara to LA for the new season of Nip/tuck? Wow I hope there not jumping the shark with that one.

by Moreah February 9, 2007

jumping the doodle

The act of secretly playing the app/game "Doodle Jump".

"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?

"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".

by Senor Samtit. March 3, 2010

jumping on the grenade

When a group of guys go to mack on a group of girls, the guy who jumps on the grenade is the guy who goes after the fat chick in the group to clear the way for his friends to go after the hot ones. Usually guys take turns

"Man I ain't jumping on the grenade this timn. I did it last time"

by mur11 July 29, 2006