Jombzie

Jombzie - /jämb-zē/ - NOUN

1. Steve Jobs rising from the dead.

2. Any member of the Apple marketing cult zealots that line up in front of Apple retail stores in all hours of the night waiting for the latest product release. Can often be found quietly chanting, "...brains... iphone 5... brains... Mac Air... brains... iPad 64..."

"Did you see all those Jombzies mulling about the Apple store when they heard of the iPhone5 preview???"

by cdavisinsd September 14, 2012

jombly

When someone flushes just their crap, and then they wipe after flushing and leave the toilet paper decaying in the bowl for all to see.

Why is there just a wad of toilet paper in the toilet... did Andy fucking jombly again!?

by Chim&Jom December 15, 2020

JomboSpice

A TikToker who likes to eat spicey food and suck on stuff because it reminds him of his childhood.

JomboSpice: These are spicey hotdogs. Rhis is what my childhood was all about, I just got a couple and i'll be see'ing how many i could SWOALLOW

by Pǻkémún October 18, 2021

JOMB Syndrome

Literally, "Jacking Off (like a) Monkey, Bitch!" Syndrome. First depicted on the youtube video 'Divine Powers" by Makemebad35, aka Damian; caused, as can be inferred, by jacking off so often and/or vigorously that you develop arthritis-type symptoms, usually in the arms and hands, causing you to fail at eating Frosted Flakes. Can only be cured by a clearly insane man pretending to be a "faith healer" slamming the affected wrists onto a table and yelling religious outbursts directed towards the "possessed" appendages.

Victim: "I failed at eating Frosted Fakes!"
Fake Healer: "Well son, it sounds like you got JOMB Syndrome!"
Victim: "JO, what?"
Fake Healer: "Jacking off like a monkey, bitch-a!"

by N00berson McGee December 6, 2010

jobhair

'jobhair' originated in north london as a combination of many words. The two main words are jobe and jubhair. Jubhair is an abrreviation of 'ginger pun hair', so in essence, jobhair is a combination of someone with ginger pun hair and also a jobe.

raghav: Yo wassoup jobhair??
jobhair: Allow dat man, look at meh jobe
raghav: das sik!!

by Rafag June 6, 2004

Moms Jomblo

A VERY SWAG GROUP THAT CONSISTS OF 5 SWAG PEOPLE

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MOMS JOMBLO???WELL IT'S A SWAG GROUP BUT YOU CAN'T JOIN CAUSE YOU AIN'T SWAG

by SWAGGIEST OF THE SWAG June 12, 2021

jombus

oversized anal cavity formed when fat chode enters the anus

Rick: "oh yeah put that chode in my anus."

Jake: "oooopppsss its a jombus now"

Rick: "ahhhhhhhhh shit fuck my asshole"

Corbin: "hey can i get in on this?"

by chodeSLAM69 January 23, 2011