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Jombzie - /jämb-zē/ - NOUN

1. Steve Jobs rising from the dead.

2. Any member of the Apple marketing cult zealots that line up in front of Apple retail stores in all hours of the night waiting for the latest product release. Can often be found quietly chanting, "...brains... iphone 5... brains... Mac Air... brains... iPad 64..."

"Did you see all those Jombzies mulling about the Apple store when they heard of the iPhone5 preview???"

Jombzie by cdavisinsd September 14, 2012

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Jombie

Apple Fanboy. Overzealous lover of over-priced Apple products that mindlessly follow Steve Jobs as he commands them. A Jobs Zombie, hence, jombie.

Hey, that guy has an apple sticker on his car, right next to a bio-diesel sticker, must be a jombie.

Jombie by joeyblazed May 28, 2010

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Jombzie • jombie • Jombiezz • Zerman Jombie • Jomby

Zerman Jombie

A botched name given to describe Nazi German Zombies

"Holy FUCK DUDE! I was playing Call of Duty and a ZERMAN JOMBIE just ate my fucking face!"

Zerman Jombie by Felix Greene April 5, 2009

jombie

the word Zombie pronounced by anyone who cant say the "Z" sound. Although in US not many may understand the term "Jombie" in Asia, the locals will only understand "Jombie" instead of Zombie.
(Term used mainly by F.O.B. Asians.)

Lude! There are hella jombies at the joo.
(Dude! There are hella zombies at the zoo.)

jombie by Rob Jombie October 14, 2006

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jombie

A very fast zombie. First created when watching 28 Days Later at 4 in the morning and mistaking Jim for a zombie.
See zombie

Rob turned around and shouted, "JOMBIES!"

jombie by Rob (Danger Man) May 13, 2005

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Jombies

The most extreme version of grinding, usually requires a monster energy, a fuckable dog and an Asian tryhard.

Juma loves Jombies.

Jombies by Lilliflol January 14, 2019

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Jombiezz

The hottest mommy around

“Jombiezz youre so hot”

Jombiezz by Marvel_99 June 10, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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