Jombzie

Jombzie - /jämb-zē/ - NOUN

1. Steve Jobs rising from the dead.

2. Any member of the Apple marketing cult zealots that line up in front of Apple retail stores in all hours of the night waiting for the latest product release. Can often be found quietly chanting, "...brains... iphone 5... brains... Mac Air... brains... iPad 64..."

"Did you see all those Jombzies mulling about the Apple store when they heard of the iPhone5 preview???"

by cdavisinsd September 14, 2012

Jombie

Apple Fanboy. Overzealous lover of over-priced Apple products that mindlessly follow Steve Jobs as he commands them. A Jobs Zombie, hence, jombie.

Hey, that guy has an apple sticker on his car, right next to a bio-diesel sticker, must be a jombie.

by joeyblazed May 28, 2010

Zerman Jombie

A botched name given to describe Nazi German Zombies

"Holy FUCK DUDE! I was playing Call of Duty and a ZERMAN JOMBIE just ate my fucking face!"

by Felix Greene April 5, 2009

jombie

the word Zombie pronounced by anyone who cant say the "Z" sound. Although in US not many may understand the term "Jombie" in Asia, the locals will only understand "Jombie" instead of Zombie.
(Term used mainly by F.O.B. Asians.)

Lude! There are hella jombies at the joo.
(Dude! There are hella zombies at the zoo.)

by Rob Jombie October 14, 2006

jombie

A very fast zombie. First created when watching 28 Days Later at 4 in the morning and mistaking Jim for a zombie.
See zombie

Rob turned around and shouted, "JOMBIES!"

by Rob (Danger Man) May 13, 2005

Jombies

The most extreme version of grinding, usually requires a monster energy, a fuckable dog and an Asian tryhard.

Juma loves Jombies.

by Lilliflol January 14, 2019

Jombiezz

The hottest mommy around

“Jombiezz youre so hot”

by Marvel_99 June 10, 2021