between jobs

A clever and discreet way of saying your unemployed.you've had a job,not currently working,but will be working in the near future.

"so where do you work at Joe?" "Oh,uh... Im actually between jobs right now,how about you?"

by DonSantos December 12, 2008

Holy grail of all jobs

The key to a ghost job is inside the holy grail. outside the cave where indiana jones killed the nazis in indiana jones and the last crusade is the holy grail (Here is why the nazi's wanted the chest..supposedly Hitler wanted it). Inside the golden chest there is a white sheet, the main ingredient in the Geej. This sheet is a Ghost hunters main weapon in order to become a ghost buster and the picture evidence to not be a Danny Phantom, (poser). But the holy grail of all jobs is the ghost job.

God: I Place Thy sheet into the holy grail, so that a lucky ghost hunter can ghost bust a ho. This Job is the holy grail of all jobs. I here by send thy chest down onto the Earth.

The holy grail, holding the sacred sheet has not been found.

by Dr. Cock pHD. December 27, 2011

They Took Our Jobs!

Phrase of outcry created by South Park in response to the influx of immigrants stealing American jobs.

"I lost my job as a delivery man because those goobacks came in and did the same work for less, THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!"

by Bob April 29, 2004

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009

Steve Jobs heaven

Where your iWhatever and other Apple-related gadgets go goes when they die.

Travis: Shit, dude. I accidentally dropped a sledge hammer on my iPhone. I think I killed it.
Kenny: Yeah, it's gone to Steve Jobs heaven.

by hotelsuicide February 1, 2010

They Took Our Jobs!

As seen in South Park when people from the future came and took their jobs for less

Darryl Weathers: All right! So, any ideas how we can stop the future from happening? pause
Chet: How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt, and and it ushers in a new ice age?

Darryl Weathers: pause How the hell is global warming gonna cause an ice age?!

Chet: Well you know, the... global warming could bring on like a climate shift or somethin'?

Darryl Weathers: Chet, you are a f***in' retard, you know that?! Even if global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen! You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden-like?

Chet: Well I was just tryin' to be helpful.

Darryl Weathers: Well help yourself to a f***in' science book, 'cause you're talkin' like a f***in' retard! Now, come on people, we've got to think! Damnit, they took our jaorbs!

Men: randomly They took our jobs!

Man: Dey Tuk R Jarbs!

by Gooback August 1, 2004

Steve Jobs

Mediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve.

Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.

by Dick Picker January 26, 2023