Jeggo

When in the spooning position two consenting adults wiggle back and forth in rhythm so their combined bodies jiggle like a cube of jello. In order to achieve the proper effect both parties' movements must be barely perceptible. The resulting effect feels like you are on a waterbed.

How about you lock the door and dim the lights so we can Jeggo?

by Big Whoppa March 11, 2011

Jewdogs

Hebrew National Franks.

Man #1: man this is a good Jewdog!

Man #2: what are Jewdogs?

Man#1:Hebrew National Franks!

by Exeter Teabaggins February 9, 2008

Jewcore

anything relating or pertaining to being (or the state of being) hardcore and jewish simultaneously.

1. Dude. That jewish kids jew fro is a whopping 6 and a half feet tall. How jewcore!
2. That kids nose is at least 5 inches protruding from his face. Thats pretty jewcore broski.

by JakeSnake12345 September 9, 2010

Jewgine

noun :A Jewish person who acts italian. Italian dialect for cousin (cugine) plus Jew.

See: Andrew Dice Clay, Ronnie Mund (Howard Stern Show), Max Kellerman (ESPN)

"Man, Alex is such a Jewgine with his spiked hair and his constant tanning, someone needs to tell him that chicken parm isn't kosher"

by rich uncle tarasoff August 20, 2008

Jewbot

Any machine that eats your money.

"WOW! That Pepsi Machine just ate my cash! What a Jewbot!

by CaptainMclovin June 7, 2011

Jewguar

A Jewguar is an older and often attractive Jewish woman, characterized by gaudy Jewelry (pun intended) and an excessive amount of perfume (see eau de too much). Her skin is in the early stages of leatherization largely due to spending a great deal of time doing absolutely nothing but lying in the sun. She is also under the impression that her characteristically large sunglasses make her nose look smaller, which is false of course. While the range of the species spans the globe, the highest concentration of Jewguars occurs in and around New York City, specifically Long Island and Westchester County. They mainly hunt their prey (younger, unsuspecting men) at night and can be spotted at night clubs, bars and lounges usually with some variation of a martini in hand. They are often wealthy, coming from a wealthy family and/or by marriage, but may or may not be divorced. Jewguars often travel in prides and should be approached with extreme caution. Although they have the potential to make great sugar mamas, their incessant complaining is lethal and dangerous.

I went home with this hot Jewguar Friday night. We had brunch Saturday morning and then she took me shopping at Bloomingdales.

by motelsix66 June 28, 2010

jewgag

An archaic term dating at least to the 1860's meaning to tease sexually but not satisfy (see blueballing). Can be used for both males and females.

Lord Daft Wager: I say, your wife certainly jewgagged me something fierce last night in the closet at the costume ball.

Buzzkillington: That wasn't my wife, that was me old chap.

Lord Daft Wager: Blasted costumes...

by SilentS March 20, 2009