Jessamay

Her laugh could light up a whole city. Don't let go of a jessamay she is special and will be your first and last thought. Jessamays are just perfect.

Did you see that new girl! Her name must be jessamay

by Anonymousx34926 November 7, 2016

Jesse Perring

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*

by Jesseperringfanclub December 2, 2010

Jesse Jerker

The name given to a woman who fantasizes about jacking a male off or has already perfomed the act. Usually a sluttish bitch.

Sara is such a Jesse jerker. He told me that she even swallowed yesterday!

by X@ February 12, 2008

Jess Bowen

A SEXY ASS MOTHERFUCKER

person 1: "Did you see that girl she was lookin' finnnnne"
person 2: "Oh you mean Jess Bowen"

by JessBowenLover November 26, 2010

Jeisson

Jeisson an extremely handsome guy, usually with curly hair.

Has a sexy voice and will love you no matter what

Damn, I wish I had a Jeisson

by Alice_graves June 17, 2020

jess mariano

saimas husband, the perfect guy with the BEST hair 😌

jess mariano from gilmore girls!

by Aababhgirk January 30, 2021

Jesse Rutherford

The hottest band member of The Neighbourhood. Has dope style. Rocks beanies, leather jackets with no shirt, and Nikes high tops. His body is completely tatted. Everything is in Black & White. Writes the lyrics to the songs and is the lead singer. Jesse is also a total pussy slayer.

Fan girl 1: "Did you see Jesse Rutherford last night?"
Fan girl 2: "Omg yes! He is one fine looking boy, I'd tap that any day."

by originalhoodlum777 September 22, 2013