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A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.
jebus by Matt Jack June 27, 2006
Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.
"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?"
"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"
Jebus by The Real Slim Jebus October 10, 2005
The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.
SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"
Jebus by The Real Jebus July 8, 2006
Jebus got shot runnin 'cross the border...
Jebus by William Nownes April 21, 2005
Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."
Jebus by Jeff Belcher February 9, 2007
An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs
Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!
Jebus by Hellfired December 16, 2008