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Jamaica is a caring and kind person despite her sometimes sarcastic exterior and sharp wit. She does everything to the fullest and will always commit to a task that she takes on.

Jamaica's are generally short but that won't stop them from beating you up. Strong in both will and physicality, you'll never beat them in any kind of fight.

Past all that is someone that doesn't want to offend or cause trouble. She'll say how it is, maybe even get frustrated, but at the first sign of hurt feelings, she tries to make the other feel better. If you wrong her, however, that's a different story.

They are always attractive, gorgeous by every definition of the word but will never believe it, coming from you.

Jamaica's are a person you want in your life, not just because they are kind and fun to be around, but because of how you'll feel after spending time with them. There's rarely a dull moment, or moments you don't important.
Person 1: "hey have you met Jamaica yet?"
Person 2: "I have and I'll tell you now, she's one of a kind, I didn't want to stop talking to her"
Jamaica by Name-definitions3000 November 22, 2021
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her favorite color's green, she has her father's smile. and if you asked me if I love her, i'd lie.
"But we were something, don't you think so? Roaring twenties, tossing pennies in the pool. And if my wishes came true, it would've been you, Jamaica."
Jamaica by mr.perfectlyfine March 16, 2022

Jamaica Jan Sun Princess 

In season 3, episode 12 of The Office, which is titled 'Back From Vacation,' Michael has an inappropriate photo of his boss, Jan Levinson. He accidentally sends the photo to Darryl and it becomes viral around the office. The name of the jpeg file was, 'Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.' If your friends name starts with a J, its also looked upon as clever to replace 'Jan' with their name.
Michael Scott: I have a special assignment for you.
Dwight Schrute: Who's the target?
Michael Scott: A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file. A picture. Filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.
Dwight Schrute: What's it of?
Michael Scott: Not important.
Dwight Schrute: Unless you're willing to tell me everything I cannot accept this assignment.
Michael Scott: Forget it-
Dwight Schrute: Ok, I accept it.

Jamaica Turner 

Jamaica Turner can be called a joint smoked (or a person) in two situations:
- A person who is used to smoking very bad weed from the last street corner and, after accidentally smoking a really good joint from Jamaica at friends or relatives' house, turns into a stereotypical rastaman who grows his own weed.
- A really bad person who is mean to everyone including gossiping about other people, spreading bad moods and telling lies, but after smoking a really good joint from Jamaica undergoes a personality change and only spreads love and peace
Example 1:
Homie A: Hey brother, let's smoke.

Homie B: OK, but this time we're smoking some of mine, not your poor quality weed.

Homie A: I don't know what's wrong with my weed but ok why not.....(Takes a big hit) 0_0

Homie B: ...what?

Homie A: (throws away his street weed) So di ting set jau, fock my Guzumba weed! I'm traveling to Jamaica and growing my own!

Example 2:
Homie A: Hey, did you hear what happened to Mad Tyson?

Homie B: No, what happend to this motherfucker?

Homie A: Yesterday he was fighting in Tyrones Bar and talking shit, today after he smoked a joint with the jamaicans he walks around with a guitar and sings songs about love and world peace.

Homie B: Jo, that joint was a Jamaica Turner!
Jamaica Turner by Luis Song March 7, 2022

Jamaica Plain 

Jamaica Plain is a delicious melting pot of 2 different but compatible groups. On one hand you have your pot smoking, gray-haired lesbians who cart their adopted Vietnamese/Guatemalen kids to youth soccer via Tandem bicycles. In JP those brave enough to introduce their rat-tailed children to "other" cultures may do so by signing them up for JP Little League where they get plenty of Puerto Rican love and lots of that cheap sugary drink that you poke a hole in the top to drink. While the white people show up to practice in L.L. Bean subarus, the Ricans arrive a dozen to a low-riding honda accord complete with florescent bottom lights and the Puerto Rican flag draped across the rear window. JP has a great shopping center boasting Nubian soap shops and Afro-American/bitter feminist book shop, conveniently located next to the Foot Locker. As you can see JP truly melds cultures and freaks.
Sally: I'm in the mood for some good 'ol crunchy fun.
Jim: Let's go to Wake-Up the Earth day in Jamaica Plain...we can eat lots of tofu, listen to steele drums and get our face painted by mexicans.
Jamaica Plain by Dyke Hernandez April 14, 2007

Jamaica Avenue 

A very long avenue in Queens NY that starts off at Fulton Street in East New York Brooklyn and turns into Jericho Turnpike once it crosses the Cross Island Parkway in Bellemore Queens. One of the more busier avenue's in Queens, with alot of stores through all the neighborhoods it cuts through, esp. in Woodhaven and Jamaica. The q56 and q36 serve Jamaica Avenue. Jamaica Avenue is a good street to look for if your lost in Queens.
Guy R Brewer Boulevard starts off at Jamaica Avenue

jamaica plain 

Area of Boston, home to Jackson Square, one of the worst areas in Boston. On the other side of town, it is home to some of the richest areas of Boston.
Mike: Jamaica Plain is a sick part of boston, except for that rich part.
Jorge: Yea, some parts of Jamaica Plain suck.