Jack Black Beer

A premium pre-prohibition style lager beer.

Bartender, I'll have a pint of your finest. Make it a Jack Black Beer.

by beergeek July 7, 2010

Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019

Jack Black kink

when you are highly aroused by the sight and thought of Jack black

" oh yeah, did you know Max has a jack Black kink?"

by cacaButt420 August 16, 2021

jack black tosses a peach

a famous internet meme from Jack Black’s official music video, ‘Peaches’, which was made for the Super Mario Movie, in which Jack Black, dressed as Bowser, tosses a peach at the camera at 0.5x speed as he says, “Peach.”

person 1: “did you see jack black tosses a peach”
person 2: “yes”
person 1: *tosses peach at person 2* “peach”
person 2: *tosses peach at person 1* “peach”

by antytheprotogen June 2, 2023

Jack Black's Snap-Ring

BenJer dirt cake ice cream shoved in between two spooning hostess old fashioned mini donettes .

I just ate the shit out of Jack Black's Snap-Ring. Jack Black's Snap-Ring is not my go-to bikini body snack. I was craving Jack Black's Snap-Ring all day.

by DougNdiane July 1, 2024

Synthetic Jack Black

The purest substance on Earth. Will take you from the decking to the beach in 3 seconds flat!

“Hey dude you got the *good stuff*?”
“Yeah dude. I got the *synthetic jack black”
“Ohhh yeah dude bowel cancer time!”

by Kidslayer69 January 12, 2020

Black Jack Scale

An alternative scale of judging female attractiveness that is similar to black jack. The lower the number you give the female, the more times that you would like to have intercourse with or "hit" the female. Inversely, higher numbers are reserved for females that are rather unattractive and in most situations in which you are not piss drunk, you would not want to have intercourse with or "hit" the female.

Damn that girl is fine! She's definitely a 1 on the Black Jack Scale. I'd hit her again and again and again!
Holy shit that girl is nasty! I'd never do her, she's a 21 on the Black Jack Scale no doubt

by Emack44 October 6, 2010