My stepsister weighs 300 pounds and has a kid who she doesn't even know the name of the father. She is Jabba the Slut.
by cygna April 23, 2005
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**"yeah, he looks like a total turd tickler"
*"let's get out of here, I don't wanna be seen next this shit stabber"
**"yeah, he looks like a total turd tickler"
*"let's get out of here, I don't wanna be seen next this shit stabber"
by rcfredster April 10, 2015
Get the jabadoo mug.A person (generally female) who's constant propensity to be a bitch is exasperated by the fact that she is morbidly obese. The massive proportion of both her cuntiness and adipose tissue warrant the title. A Jaba the Cunt's life is both defined and punctuated by the fact that she's nothing more than a fat, egocentric, boorish bitch.
Boy: Man, Paula is such a fat fucking bitch. Stupid cunt thinks she knows and owns everything.
Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
by WordSmithMacs June 11, 2016
Get the jaba the cunt mug.This is the act of being deep in to a video game and having gone hours without using the bathroom. You have been that fixed on the game you are covered in your own faeces, sometimes head to toe in steamy hot shit. This leads to an extreme case of brown pants but nothing will stop you completing your mission.
Hey Mick I’ll brb the old El Jabba has got the best of me this time. It’s leaking through my floor boards and dripping in the kitchen, it’s dripped in to my mums special hot pot. It’s going to be a two man job to clean, can you help? There’s some hot pot in it for you.
by CuppaWiseguys October 30, 2020
Get the El Jabba mug.In Puerto Rico,jabao is a person that parents are mixed race, like black and white. The person comes with light skin, but hair and other features looks like the black ones, like kinky hair, broad lips, wide nose.
by Anacahuita February 26, 2017
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noun: A long-winded dialogue full of bullshit and rhetoric. Often spoken by Mr.T when he wishes you to shut the fuck up.
noun: A long-winded dialogue full of bullshit and rhetoric. Often spoken by Mr.T when he wishes you to shut the fuck up.
by Chad Vincent June 24, 2003
Get the Jibba Jabba mug.Former #2 pick of the 2014 NBA Draft. Was certainly supposed to become one of the greatest players to rise in the NBA. Unfortunately, an injury plagued stint with the Milwaukee Bucks presented itself as an obstacle in Parker's career. Despite the hardships Jabari has endured, he's still a lethal offensive force on the floor and still has plenty of time to rise back up to his potential.
Off the court, he is known to be a devout member of the LDS Church (Mormon) and definitely applies the principles he was taught from his faith through his humility and selflessness. He broke the hearts of many LDS people when he chose to forego his missionary service and later chose to commit to Duke over BYU. FYI, he was never obligated to attend BYU simply because of his religion.
Off the court, he is known to be a devout member of the LDS Church (Mormon) and definitely applies the principles he was taught from his faith through his humility and selflessness. He broke the hearts of many LDS people when he chose to forego his missionary service and later chose to commit to Duke over BYU. FYI, he was never obligated to attend BYU simply because of his religion.
Jabari Parker is basically Derrick Rose 2.0. If Derrick Rose can bounce back from injuries, Jabari Parker sure can, especially since those two grew up from the same neighborhood.
by jc4493 November 8, 2019
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