J-O hand

n. Shortened phrase meaning “Jack-Off Hand”. The hand that you use to masturbate.

“I wonder if the hand Luke Skywalker got cut off was his J-O Hand”

by TwinFami October 29, 2020

J.O.G.

Jizz on Glasses

Omg I just wanted to pull out and cum all over her glasses. She’s a certified J.O.G. and glasses are my fetish!

by MMMagic Man July 23, 2018

J.O.O.

J.O.O. Sounds like an acronym but really reads straight across: A jew.

Ain't nothin' but J.O.O's in this neighborhood.

by cazort November 11, 2003

J-O-Bizzle

A regular activity performed in exchange for payment, especially as one's trade, occupation, or profession.

Drug dealin just aint workin out for me i needs to get myself a real J-O-Bizzle.

by Dusty Rhoads October 1, 2007

J.O.F.A.

Abreviation for Jacket Over Fat Ass.
Not to be confused with the hockey equipment worn by greats like Jaromir Jagar.

An abreviated form for jacket over fat ass that has worked its way into normal everyday use.
This term usually refers to women who are insecure about their fat asses and wear long jackets, mu-mus, ponchos, or any other ass concealing artical of clothing.
You all know a J.O.F.A., and many of you have had a drunken night or two banging the sweet jesus out of one.

Greg: Good lord Justin, check out that J.O.F.A.
Justin: Ya, I thought she was hot till she took off her jacket.
Greg: It's ok, 5 long island ice teas later and I could fuck her.
Justin: Make that 6 for me.

by Dedalus January 16, 2005

J.O.R.

Jack Off Room.

A special room, usually a closet, in a house, apartment, or dorm which primary function is a place for someone to masturbate uninterrupted.

If you need me I'll be in the J.O.R.

by J.O.R. Addict August 21, 2008

J.O. and O.J.

Jerking off and orange juice; Masturbating in the morning (i.e. before breakfast).

Sorry I'm late, I was just finishing some J.O. and O.J.

by Mattj June 7, 2016